This is the bottle of snake wine I brought back from Vietnam.

When I got home I thought the bottle was leaking because my luggage was a little wet... So I left it out by my front door while I went to get my keys from a friend who was looking after my house while I was gone. I was having some construction work done. Meanwhile, my roommate Jim gets home and finds this brown bag on the front porch. He takes it inside and decides to open it. What he found totally freaked him out. Jim is Amish/Mennonite. He also had no idea I was arriving today and was pretty sure that someone was doing some kind of voodoo on the house. When I got home his was flush and a little shaky. Thank god he didn't throw out the snake juice.